Looney Spoons

“Cheeky and quirky handstamped spoons for all occasions!”

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They say sh-t happens and yes, some sh-t just happened. How are we going to cope? Well, maybe with hope, with kindness, with humour, with alcohol and with caffeine, perhaps also with a good juicy rude word here and there. Anyway let's take it one spoon at a time!
If you don't see a spoon here that says exactly what you want, you can order a bespoke personalised spoon that says... exactly what you want! See the 'Custom Personalised Spoons' collection or just click the 'contact' link in the menu bar above.

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  • The world is f--ked, hand stamped vintage tea spoon

    The world is f--ked, hand s...

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    £9.50

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  • When S--t Happens, Make Coffee, Handstamped Vintage Coffeespoon

    When S--t Happens, Make Cof...

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    £8.50

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  • Purple Coffee Bean Spoon, We're Gonna Need A Bigger Spoon, second

    Purple Coffee Bean Spoon, W...

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    £5.00

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  • Personalised Rude Tea Spoon, Handstamped Sweary Adult Vintage Teaspoon

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    £14.00

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  • Cactus Labels, Big Prick Little Prick, Upcycled Handstamped Old Spoons

    Cactus Labels, Big Prick Li...

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    £10.00

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  • Coffee makes the world go round, upcycled spoon wind chime

    Coffee makes the world go r...

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    £30.00

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  • Diversiteaspoon, Handstamped Spoon, Hand Stamped Vintage Tea Spoon

    Diversiteaspoon, Handstampe...

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    £8.50

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  • Naturist Spoon, Nothing's Better, Handstamped Vintage Floral Dessertspoon

    Naturist Spoon, Nothing's B...

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    £8.50

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  • Eat Sleep Coffee Repeat, handstamped floral coffeespoon

    Eat Sleep Coffee Repeat, ha...

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    £8.50

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  • I love shiny things spoon, hand stamped vintage coffeespoon

    I love shiny things spoon, ...

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    £8.50

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  • Optimist's Teaspoon, Handstamped Vintage Tea Spoon, Opteamist

    Optimist's Teaspoon, Handst...

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    £9.50

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  • Beaded Disco Balls, beadwork earrings, choice of colour, sterling silver wires

    Beaded Disco Balls, beadwor...

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    £20.00

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  • Tea for Two teaspoon pair, hand stamped

    Tea for Two teaspoon pair, ...

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    £16.00

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  • Rude spoon set in box, handstamped tea or grapefruit spoons, sweary, adult

    Rude spoon set in box, hand...

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    £24.00

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  • Whichever Way You Face, Rude Swedish Proverb on Handstamped Vintage Dessertspoon

    Whichever Way You Face, Rud...

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    £11.50

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  • Personalised spoon, choose size, vintage, own message hand stamped to order

    Personalised spoon, choose ...

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    £14.00

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  • Coffee Spoon for Naturists, Bare with me while I brew up, Handstamped vintage

    Coffee Spoon for Naturists,...

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    £8.50

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  • Teaspoon for Naturists, Clothing is Optional, Tea is Not, Handstamped Vintage

    Teaspoon for Naturists, Clo...

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    £8.50

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  • Personalised custom pet food fork, hand stamped to order

    Personalised custom pet foo...

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    £10.00

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  • Personalised Retirement Spoon, Choose Size and Message

    Personalised Retirement Spo...

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    £14.00

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  • Grumpy old man spoon, one handstamped apostle coffeespoon, choice of wording

    Grumpy old man spoon, one h...

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    £5.00

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  • Tiny Seed of Hope, Plant Pot Marker, Upcycled Vintage Butter Spreader

    Tiny Seed of Hope, Plant Po...

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    £5.00

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  • Keep Calm Spoon, Big Handstamped Vintage Tablespoon, Hand Stamped Serving Spoon

    Keep Calm Spoon, Big Handst...

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    £8.50

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  • Sh-t Happens spoon, handstamped vintage coffeespoon, rude

    Sh-t Happens spoon, handsta...

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    £5.00

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  • Heart or Flower Earrings, hand beaded, sterling silver wires

    Heart or Flower Earrings, h...

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    £12.00

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  • So Life's A Bit Sh-t, Deal With It, Dessert Spoon, Hand Stamped

    So Life's A Bit Sh-t, Deal ...

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    £8.50

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  • Rude sweary dessert spoon, if you can't say anything nice

    Rude sweary dessert spoon, ...

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    £12.50

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  • Everybody F Off, F-Word Spoon, Handstamped Vintage Fruit Spoon, Over 18s Adult

    Everybody F Off, F-Word Spo...

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    £8.50

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  • Rude tablespoon, B-ll-cks to Adulting, Also W-llies, handstamped on handle

    Rude tablespoon, B-ll-cks t...

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    £12.50

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  • Funny plant labels, two handstamped vintage spoons, old english style

    Funny plant labels, two han...

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    £10.00

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  • Upcycled Spoon for Wine Bottle, Never Lose Your Sparkle

    Upcycled Spoon for Wine Bot...

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    £11.00

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  • Upcycled Spoon, Tread Lightly on the Earth, Hand Stamped Dessertspoon

    Upcycled Spoon, Tread Light...

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    £5.00

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  • Too blessed to be stressed, hand stamped vintage spoon

    Too blessed to be stressed,...

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    £5.00

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  • Plenty and Grace Spoon, Handstamped Nickel Silver Berry Spoon

    Plenty and Grace Spoon, Han...

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    £10.00

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  • Tea spoon hand stamped, let's rattle some teacups

    Tea spoon hand stamped, let...

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    £8.50

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  • Hand Stamped Funny Cactus Labels, Spoon Plant Markers

    Hand Stamped Funny Cactus L...

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    £10.00

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  • Naturism Coffee Spoon, Put on a happy face (and nothing else)

    Naturism Coffee Spoon, Put ...

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    £5.00

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  • Coffee and a Smile, Hand Stamped Coffeespoon for Naturists

    Coffee and a Smile, Hand St...

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    £8.50

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  • Vivamus atque Amemus, Latin Slogan on Coffee Spoon, Live and Love

    Vivamus atque Amemus, Latin...

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    £6.00

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  • Stay Bubbly, Hand Stamped Bottle Neck Bubble Saver Spoon

    Stay Bubbly, Hand Stamped B...

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    £11.00 £9.00 (18% off)

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  • Stamped coffeespoon, this spoon intentionally left blank

    Stamped coffeespoon, this s...

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    £8.50

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  • Stainless Teaspoon, Make Tea and Mend, Hand Stamped

    Stainless Teaspoon, Make Te...

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    £8.50

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  • One Spoon At A Time, Handstamped Coffee Spoon

    One Spoon At A Time, Handst...

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    £8.50

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  • Shakespeare Quote, Handstamped Vintage Spoon, So Shines A Good Deed

    Shakespeare Quote, Handstam...

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    £11.00

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  • Pair of Apostle Coffeespoons, Handstamped Rude Latin Mottoes, Sh-t Happens 2

    Pair of Apostle Coffeespoon...

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    £12.00

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  • When Life Gives You Lemons, Handstamped Vintage Dessertspoon

    When Life Gives You Lemons,...

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    £8.50

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  • Lovely Bubbly fizz saver spoon, slightly rude wording

    Lovely Bubbly fizz saver sp...

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    £11.00

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  • Apostle spoon, I'm Old, Be Kind, handstamped wording

    Apostle spoon, I'm Old, Be ...

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    £5.00

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  • Pet Food Spoon, Personalised Vintage Dessertspoon for your Cat or Dog

    Pet Food Spoon, Personalise...

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    £10.00

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  • Coffee Spiral Handstamped Vintage Coffeespoon

    Coffee Spiral Handstamped V...

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    £5.00

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  • Keep Your Sh-t Sparkly, Rude Handstamped Spoon, Sparkling Wine Bubble Saver

    Keep Your Sh-t Sparkly, Rud...

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    £11.00 £9.00 (18% off)

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  • Rude Spoon, Not Magical

    Rude Spoon, Not Magical

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    £5.00

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  • Rude Personalised Coffeespoon, Handstamped Vintage Naughty Spoon for Grownups

    Rude Personalised Coffeespo...

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    £14.00

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  • F-word, rude adult spoon, handstamped vintage coffeespoon with hearts

    F-word, rude adult spoon, h...

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    £5.00

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  • Personalised Rude Dessertspoon, Handstamped Sweary Adult Vintage Spoon

    Personalised Rude Dessertsp...

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    £14.00

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  • Rude teaspoon with sweary wording, oh f-ckitea

    Rude teaspoon with sweary w...

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    £8.50

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  • Zero F-s Given, Rude Sweary Handstamped Floral Coffee Spoon

    Zero F-s Given, Rude Sweary...

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    £8.50

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  • Rude Tea Spoon, Fresh out of f--ks, slight second

    Rude Tea Spoon, Fresh out o...

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    £5.00

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  • Sweary Sugar Tongs, FFS Get a Grip, Handstamped Vintage Servers

    Sweary Sugar Tongs, FFS Get...

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    £8.50

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  • Rude sweary teaspoon, adults only, b-llocks

    Rude sweary teaspoon, adult...

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    £5.00

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About Looney Spoons

Looney Spoons

Hand stamped spoons to make you smile

I began upcycling vintage spoons in 2016 when I was asked to make a series of food-/kitchen-related wind chimes for a multi-media art installation with a Dada theme. I wanted a permanent way to add words, did some research and discovered metal stamping. Bought an alphabet set and picked up some old spoons at a boot sale, had a go and was instantly hooked! I've now built up a collection of vintage and even antique stamping dies in many different sizes and of course I have boxes and boxes of spoons in my workshop... it is my mission to save as many as possible from winding up in landfill. If they're too battered to use as actual spoons, they get hung on wind chimes instead.
Each letter is separately hammered into each spoon, so every spoon I make is unique. I don't flatten, bend or drill them - I like to preserve as much as possible of their original character. My spoons are vintage and pre-owned and their imperfections are part of their charm. (I always try to be honest and show you the flaws, wear marks and tarnish in my photos as well as the lovely period details!)
A lot of my spoons are unashamedly rude, because naughty words make me giggle and there is an especial deliciousness about putting very rude language on a very 'prim and proper' Victorian spoon. It can also be very therapeutic to have a good swear and there's even a word for the wonderful feeling of release when you do: 'Lalochesia'. One day I'll put that on a spoon too.

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