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I Will Not Keep Calm, Very Rude Handstamped Vintage Dessert Spoon

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I Will Not Keep Calm, Very Rude Handstamped Vintage Dessert Spoon

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Thanks for visiting Looney Spoons. I've now closed the shop for my Christmas break and will be reopening on Monday 6 January.
If you've already ordered, it will have been posted first class by Monday 16 Dec at the latest.
Have fun browsing and stay tuned for new spoons in the new year!
Massive thanks to all my customers, I am so pleased to have made so many people laugh this year.
Merry Christmas Everyone,
Lynn

Sometimes KEEP CALM & CARRY ON is not an option!

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A very rude handstamped vintage dessert spoon (approx. 18cm long). We are talking the F-word here: it says I WILL NOT KEEP CALM in nice clear 1940s vintage block lettering the bowl and then & YOU CAN F--K OFF on the handle in smaller but still very clear lettering. Not subtle, but to the point... the perfect gift for someone in the grip of menopausal rage, perhaps?

You will receive the spoon shown in the photos; please note it's a vintage silver-plated spoon that has been used, so it does show signs of age and wear. Although you don't really need a museum quality item for this sort of message, do you?

The lettering is coloured black with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic paint. Hand washing is recommended.

If you have a better idea for a rude message, or indeed anything else you'd like to see on a spoon, please let me know and I'll put together a custom order for you.

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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