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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £2.10 | £0.00 |
| Europe | Doesn't deliver here | |
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| Rest of the World | Doesn't deliver here | |
Thank you for visiting Looney Spoons! I've got spoons for all occasions and budgets, and since I hand stamp each and every letter myself - if you don't see exactly what you want, just ask me to stamp it for you. Personalisation makes a gift extra-special.
My prices haven't increased since 2021 and will remain fixed until the end of the year. I haven't increased my postage in line with the latest price hike either; it will remain fixed until the end of the year too. I always combine the postage no matter how many spoons you purchase... AND there are lots of bargains in the Bargain Bin already, with plenty more to come. I would like everyone in the UK to find a spoon in their stocking on Christmas morning!
Please note I'll be shutting the shop for my Christmas break on FRIDAY 13 DECEMBER - well before Royal Mail's last posting dates - so don't leave it too late to order your festive spoons. I'll be reopening on Monday 6 January.
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
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A small handstamped vintage coffee spoon with the single Latin word TESTICULI ("Bollocks") on it. Perfect stocking filler, secret santa gift, or small token of your (non) appreciation for some relative or other...
The lettering is coloured black with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink. Hand wash only.
'Apostle' spoons have little bearded book-carrying robed figures on the terminals. Your granny probably has some in her cutlery drawer, although I doubt your granny's ones are quite this rude. They are approx. 11cm long. You will receive the spoon shown in the photos - I don't do digital mockups. Please note the spoons I use are vintage (or possibly antique) so they do show signs of age and wear. If signs of age and wear bother you, please do look elsewhere for your handstamped cutlery; there are plenty of shops out there stamping on mint condition silverware. Personally I like things with a bit of character and history. These grumpy old guys have been around a bit... who knows how many cups of coffee they've stirred and how many rude words they've muttered under their breath while doing so?
If you would like something different on an apostle spoon, please let me know, they can be personalised with pretty much anything (provided it'll fit in the space!) and it's fun letting them say things they wouldn't have been allowed to say in Victorian times when they were new...
Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset
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