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Chrome plate teaspoon, rude, hand stamped, old as b-lls and metal as f--k

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Chrome plate teaspoon, rude, hand stamped, old as b-lls and metal as f--k

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Thanks for visiting Looney Spoons. I've now closed the shop for my Christmas break and will be reopening on Monday 6 January.
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Have fun browsing and stay tuned for new spoons in the new year!
Massive thanks to all my customers, I am so pleased to have made so many people laugh this year.
Merry Christmas Everyone,
Lynn

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A handstamped vintage chrome plated 'fiddle pattern' teaspoon that's definitely seen better days. I've hand stamped it with OLD AS B-LLS & METAL AS F-CK. Because it is. And if you know a person to whom that description could apply... well, you have just found the perfect gift for them!

This listing is for ONE spoon. It is approximately 13cm long. You will receive the spoon shown in the photographs. Please do look at the photographs to see the spoon's flaws, scars, dints and stains in all their glory, and note this is a second - chrome plating often does not age well and this certainly hasn't - so it's in the bargain bin for just a fiver (it would normally retail for £8.50). The lettering is coloured with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink. Wash carefully by hand as the colour is not indestructible - the lettering, however, is stamped into the metal and should last pretty much as long as the spoon does.

I can do other wording to order so if you have a particular message in mind, let me know and I'll sort out a custom listing for you. You can find more teaspoons in the 'Tea Spoons' collection in my shop.

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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