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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
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| United Kingdom | £2.10 | £0.00 |
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Thank you for visiting Looney Spoons! I've got spoons for all occasions and budgets, and since I hand stamp each and every letter myself - if you don't see exactly what you want, just ask me to stamp it for you. Personalisation makes a gift extra-special.
My prices haven't increased since 2021 and will remain fixed until the end of the year. I haven't increased my postage in line with the latest price hike either; it will remain fixed until the end of the year too. I always combine the postage no matter how many spoons you purchase... AND there are lots of bargains in the Bargain Bin already, with plenty more to come. I would like everyone in the UK to find a spoon in their stocking on Christmas morning!
Please note I'll be shutting the shop for my Christmas break on FRIDAY 13 DECEMBER - well before Royal Mail's last posting dates - so don't leave it too late to order your festive spoons. I'll be reopening on Monday 6 January.
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
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The three kings these certainly are NOT... please only put them in a grownup's Xmas stocking! Set of three battered vintage 'apostle' spoons (the ones your granny has, with the grumpy-looking little figure on the handle) handstamped with rude sweary festive wording as follows:
JINGLE B-LLS
D-CKING AROUND THE XMAS TREE
I SAW THREE SH-TS COME SAILING IN
They are approx. 11cm (small coffeespoon size) and the lettering is coloured black with non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink. You will receive the three spoons shown in the photos. Please note they are vintage and pre-owned and all three show considerable signs of wear and ageing. They are (or were) formerly silver plated. New and shiny they are NOT. But for this sort of message that doesn't really matter, does it?
If you have a better idea for a rude apostle spoon or three, let me know, I can do custom wording to order and I have no problem with rude words although I do draw the line at hate speech.
Oh and if you're still reading - postage on all items in my shop is combined, so you'll only pay one postage charge no matter how many spoons you purchase!
Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset
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