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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £2.10 | £0.00 |
| Europe | Doesn't deliver here | |
| United States | Doesn't deliver here | |
| Rest of the World | Doesn't deliver here | |
Thank you for visiting Looney Spoons! I've got spoons for all occasions and budgets, and since I hand stamp each and every letter myself - if you don't see exactly what you want, just ask me to stamp it for you. Personalisation makes a gift extra-special.
My prices haven't increased since 2021 and will remain fixed until the end of the year. I haven't increased my postage in line with the latest price hike either; it will remain fixed until the end of the year too. I always combine the postage no matter how many spoons you purchase... AND there are lots of bargains in the Bargain Bin already, with plenty more to come. I would like everyone in the UK to find a spoon in their stocking on Christmas morning!
Please note I'll be shutting the shop for my Christmas break on FRIDAY 13 DECEMBER - well before Royal Mail's last posting dates - so don't leave it too late to order your festive spoons. I'll be reopening on Monday 6 January.
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
Full description
A pair of battered old apostle spoons (those ones with the grumpy-looking little robed figure on the end of the handle) stamped with the very rude messages JINGLE B-LLEND and XMAS TIME, MISTLETOE AND SH-TE. Ideal for secret santas, people you detest, or anyone you know who is a bit 'bah, humbug' about the whole festive goodwill thing.
These are very old spoons and have lost pretty much all their original silver plating. You will get the spoons in the photos so please do look at the photos carefully if the condition of the spoon is at all important in comparison to the message. (Tip: It probably isn't.)
They are small coffee spoons around 11.5cm long.
I post first class and always combine the postage no matter how many spoons may happen to fall into your basket.
Check out the rest of the 'Christmas Spoons' collection in my shop for more gift ideas both festive and grumpy. Or check out the rest of the 'Rude Spoons' collection for more rude gift ideas for any occasion.
No, I don't use AI to write my descriptions.
Merry Christmas.
Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset
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