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Naughty Valentine Poem, Handstamped Vintage Dessertspoon, Seconds Sunday

Naughty Valentine Poem, Handstamped Vintage Dessertspoon, Seconds Sunday

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Thank you for visiting Looney Spoons! I've got spoons for all occasions and budgets, and since I hand stamp each and every letter myself - if you don't see exactly what you want, just ask me to stamp it for you. Personalisation makes a gift extra-special.
My prices haven't increased since 2021 and will remain fixed until the end of the year. I haven't increased my postage in line with the latest price hike either; it will remain fixed until the end of the year too. I always combine the postage no matter how many spoons you purchase... AND there are lots of bargains in the Bargain Bin already, with plenty more to come. I would like everyone in the UK to find a spoon in their stocking on Christmas morning!
Please note I'll be shutting the shop for my Christmas break on FRIDAY 13 DECEMBER - well before Royal Mail's last posting dates - so don't leave it too late to order your festive spoons. I'll be reopening on Monday 6 January.

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The perfect naughty little gift for your partner on Valentine's Day: a handstamped vintage dessertspoon with the following poem:

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

This poem sucks

Let's have a screw"

The words form a heart shape that is filled with flowers and hearts and kisses... so it's quite romantic really... as well as being a bit rude. Not as rude as some of my other spoons, mind you, but I'll leave you to discover those for yourself (they are in the 'Rude Spoons' collection in my shop). The heart turned out a bit wonky and not as heart-shaped as I would have liked, so I've reduced the price a bit to reflect this.

You will receive the spoon shown in the photos. It's a nice solid dessertspoon with a flowery handle (the pattern is 'Silver Rose' by Viners) and it's about 19cm long. It is vintage and pre-owned so there are a few small wear marks in the plating although generally it's in good nick. And I have polished the tarnish off the back since I took the photos. The black in the lettering is a non-toxic acrylic paint.

If you have a better idea for a handstamped valentine spoon, do get in touch, I love doing custom work and since each letter is individually stamped the possibilities for creative typography are endless!

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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