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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £5.00 | £0.00 |
| EU & Northern Ireland | Doesn't deliver here | |
| United States | Doesn't deliver here | |
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They say sh-t happens and yes, some sh-t just happened. How are we going to cope? Well, maybe with hope, with kindness, with humour, with alcohol and with caffeine, perhaps also with a good juicy rude word here and there. Anyway let's take it one spoon at a time!
If you don't see a spoon here that says exactly what you want, you can order a bespoke personalised spoon that says... exactly what you want! See the 'Custom Personalised Spoons' collection or just click the 'contact' link in the menu bar above.
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The perfect gift for a gardener with a sense of humour: some really bad vegetable puns! This set of four battered old dessertspoons has been handstamped for use as allotment vegetable labels. They say KNOW YOUR ONIONS, SPUDS U LIKE, HAS BEANS and the immortal GIVE PEAS A CHANCE.
The spoons are a dessertspoon size, approx. 17-18cm long. Not suitable for food use.The lettering is coloured black with acrylic paint, which is water-based and non-toxic so it won't affect your plants. Although the puns may cause a bit of groaning...
If you'd like different wording or another paint colour, or spoons that are actually in a fit state to eat your veg with, please do let me know and we can sort out a custom listing.
Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset
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