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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £2.60 | £0.00 |
| EU & Northern Ireland | Doesn't deliver here | |
| United States | Doesn't deliver here | |
| Rest of the World | Doesn't deliver here | |
Spring is in the air… well OK, for most of us in GB it isn’t quite yet, but it’s coming! So why not greet it with a spoon or two, whether that’s a valentine gift, some plant labels for the garden, or one of my unique naturist spoons for brewing up in the great outdoors once it’s warmed up a bit?
And of course if you don't see a spoon here that says exactly what you want, you can order a bespoke personalised spoon that says... exactly what you want! See the 'Custom Personalised Spoons' collection or just click the 'contact' link in the menu bar above.
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Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
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A small and rather elegant vintage coffeespoon with the very inelegant, in fact downright rude, wording SHUT THE F--K UP & BRING ME COFFEE hand stamped in two sizes of block lettering in the bowl. An ideal small gift for someone who's a grouch until they've had their coffee!
You will receive the spoon shown in the photos. It's approx. 12cm long with an elaborate 'Kings Pattern' handle and it's a vintage silver-plated (EPNS) spoon that has been pre-owned so it does show signs of age and wear. Please study the photos before purchase if that sort of thing bothers you (incidentally, I always combine the postage no matter how many spoons you purchase). Hand washing recommended - the black in the lettering is a water-based, non-toxic acrylic paint.
More coffee spoons (not all rude) are in the Coffee Spoons collection in my shop; more rude spoons (not all coffee) are in Rude Spoons. Have fun browsing...
Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset
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