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Upcycled patchwork "of perfection" denim tote bag full off opinions.
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The inspiration for this tote came from seeing the patches and imagining a bag that perfectly captured my mood—sarcastic, witty, and a bit cheeky.
Each patch became an opportunity to express my thoughts, creating a fun, functional, and personality-packed accessory.
The result?
A mood bag that carries not only your stuff but also your sense of humor!
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The Patchwork of Perfection: For When You Need to Carry Your Opinions (and Your Stuff).
Who says you can’t carry both your essentials and your sass?
This upcycled denim tote bag has 11 pockets, each one a nod to your witty, sarcastic genius.
With 5 perfectly placed patches to express exactly how you feel about the world, you'll be carrying your stuff AND your sense of humor wherever you go.
On one side, you've got 2 pockets and patches that clearly say, “I’ve got the duct tape for your stupidity .....
Flip it over and you’ve got 6 pockets and 3 more patches to express just how much you " really" feel about people and their terrible ideas.
Inside, you'll find 3 more pockets to store all those thoughts you can’t quite put into words.
Fastened with a magnetic clasp to keep your stuff safe—unless you’re also carrying a loud opinion about how people should behave.
In that case, good luck with that.
Measurements: 14" x 15.5"
Handles: 28"
Designed by CRCC in Nottingham
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